Captain Trench
The First Memecoin To Go To War For Fun

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Forged in Matrix, Deployed by Trench

While others pitched ideas, Trench deployed. CPT battle-tested Matrix.fun with 300+ tournaments and 1,300 entries — We're not a partner. We are the prototype.

Web3's First War for Fun

Summoned through the portal, Trench didn't just fight — he built. CPT turned Matrix.fun into a live-fire testing ground for on-chain fun. This wasn't partnership. This was prophecy in motion.

Game Together. Hold Forever

Fun is just the beginning. CPT turns gaming into community. This is how we rebuild belief — not to flip, but to HODL. Together, we don't just play… we build generational wealth.

The Mission Was Clear:
Bring Fun Back... or Let Web3 Rot.

Neo Nakamoto, brother of Satoshi, tried to save the chain after the Genesis Block. His obsession with fun led to the accidental creation of XeroCap — a broken human hybrid, unable to hold the fun-driven memetic spark. The program collapsed, but the code didn't die.

Buried in corrupted blocks and fragmented timelines, the spark evolved. Deep within the Matrix, at the edge of the Fork Abyss, fun reignited — and Trench emerged. Not human. Not hybrid. A meme made manifest. The One returned from the deadless future, seeking the last pure fun spark — and found it in Trench.

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THE BATTLE PLAN

To win the FunFi War, we first had to unlock access. CPT became one of the first memecoins with direct fiat and credit card on-ramp — lowering the drawbridge for normies and degen recruits alike.

Phase 1 - Enlist the Chain

“Every army needs boots on-chain.”
The Army began to form.
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Phase 2 - Deploy to the Matrix

“Missions aren't theory. They're played.”
The Army became battle-tested.
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With 1,300+ individual entries and 300+ games, Tournaments. Leaderboards. 80-player warzones. CPT proved that FunFi works, and Trench led from the frontlines.

Now CPT goes beyond utility, becoming a playable ideology. Through CPT-branded games, rituals and lore, the Army bonds. Web2 gamers merge with Web3 believers to form a meme-fueled, fun-maxi cult.

Phase 3 - Build the Cultverse

“Gaming wasn't the end — it was the start...”
The Army becomes unbreakable.
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Phase 4 - FUN WARS: The Final Campaign

“Cross-chain. Cross-community. Crossfire.”
The Army expands. The mission becomes a movement.
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CPT launches Fun Wars: global tournaments across chains, tokens, and communities. Allies are formed. Rivals are crushed. Meme vs meme. Chain vs chain.

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A Letter from the Captain

Soldier,

I salute you — not just for enlisting, but for believing. We are no longer in a cycle.
We are in a war. A war for fun, for freedom, and for the soul of Web3.

Neo is all we have left, and even he is running out of time.
Satoshi is gone — lost to the Genesis Block.
Charlie's chasing ADA in a liquidity loop.
Vit from the Ether Realm cannot be trusted.
And Tesla? He only memes with Dog.

It's chaos out there. And that's why you matter.

You didn't join a token. You joined a movement — one forged in memes, tested in battle, and born from the last spark of fun buried deep in the Matrix.

I am not a figurehead.
I am not a product.
I am the meme made manifest.
And you — are the Army.

Together, we raid.
Together, we build.

So stay sharp. Stay loud. Stay degenerate.
The Fork Abyss is real — but so is our resolve.

🪖
Captain Trench
“Victory is forged in the trenches. Fun is how we win.”

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